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Party Pigs Game

For a game of fun, laughs, ad adventure play Party Pigs, Team Pigs or Strip Pigs. By rolling the pigs for points you may win drinks, favours, clothes or anything such as:
-Who pays for lunch
-Which movies to go to
-Marital disputes
-Whether your mother-in-law sleeps on the couch or in the house at all!

Remember: Pigs never Lie!

Each package contains: 3 Bouncing Pigs and a booklet containing:
Pig Rolls and Points, Rules for Party Pigs, Team Pigs and Strip Pigs.

Party Pigs Game
Add to basket $3.95


The Elephant and Donkey Cigarette Dispensers are regular fixtures on The Ellen Degeneres Show.

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Elephant Cigarette Dispenser

Store your favorite smokes in this elephant’s pack and when you need a fix, just press his trunk down and he’ll reward you with a cigarette from his rear end. Each 9½" long by 6½" tall, hard plastic curiosity holds about twenty-four cigarettes

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Smoking Elephant
Add to basket $12.95

Smoking Donkey

No, the donkey doesn't smoke. You smoke (even though you probably shouldn't) and being the suave smoker you are, you want the latest in smoking accessories. Store your favorite smokes in this donkey's pack and when you need a fix, just press his ears down and he'll dispense a cigarette from his behind. Each 7½" long by 5" tall plastic burro is a charmingly crude addition to any room. Fits about 25 cigarettes.

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Smoking Donkey
Add to basket $9.95

Smoking Monkey

Real monkeys should never smoke! There, now that that’s out of the way you can enjoy our Smoking Monkey guilt free. He’s 2" (5.1 cm) tall, made of ceramic and has a look of unabashed pleasure as he puffs on his cigarette. He started smoking after he gave up bananas, trading one dirty habit for another. Each monkey comes with a pack of ten Li’l Smokes and has another one in his mouth, ready to light up and smoke. The smokes are actually non-toxic, unscented incense wrapped in paper.

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Smoking Monkey
Add to basket $7.95

Smoking Baby™

Of all the things that shouldn’t smoke, babies are at the top of the list. The tag line for this product emphatically states our position on this issue: Real Babies Should Never Smoke! Ceramic babies smoking, on the other hand, are strangely appealing. Celebrate this absurd juxtaposition with one of these 2½" (7 cm) tall ceramic babies. Each infant comes with a pack of ten Li’l Smokes and has another one in its mouth, ready to light up and puff. The smokes are actually nontoxic, unscented incense wrapped in paper.

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Smoking Baby
Add to basket $7.95




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