Martian Popping Thing

It's 4½" tall, made of soft, orange rubber, and when you squeeze it, its eyes, ears and nose pop out. It is a fact that Martians use similar devices known as "human popping things" to relieve stress on their planet, hence the very low crime rate and lack of hypertension on Mars. Comes in a comical 2½" x 2½" x 5" box with a viewing window so it can look out at Earth.

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