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What do you call a crate of ducks ?
A box of quackers !

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What is a duck's favorite dance ?
The quackstep !

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Would you like a duck egg for supper?
Only if you quack it for me.

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What kind of doctor treats ducks ?
A quack !

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What's another name for a clever duck ?
A wise quacker !

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Which birds steal soap from the bath ?
Robber ducks !

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What happens when ducks fly upside down ?
They quack up !

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What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ?
A firequaker !

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Q. What's the difference between a duck?

A. One of it's legs is both the same.

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1st duck: Quack

2nd duck: I was going to say that.

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A duck walks into a chemists, and asks for Chapstick.
The assistant says, "Cash or credit card?"
and the duck says, "Just put it on my bill."

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